The Monk of Space

October 16, 2014 7:29 am
pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

(via the-moonlit-shadow)

October 14, 2014 6:02 am
intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now

intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now

(via xeduo)

6:01 am 5:56 am
itseasytoremember:

nihtendo:

i want a video of all the tries it took to make this

i want a video of the second right after this shot was taken

itseasytoremember:

nihtendo:

i want a video of all the tries it took to make this

i want a video of the second right after this shot was taken

(via all-hail-booty)

5:55 am
"Sometimes you meet someone and even though you never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your new favorite color."

Anonymous (via ocean-and-daisies)

(Source: ohteenscanrelate, via all-hail-booty)

5:52 am
plurguardian:

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%


WHISKEY

plurguardian:

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

image

WHISKEY

(via franixp)

5:50 am

put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

(via xeduo)

5:40 am
theshriekingsisterhood:

isabelknight:

immunity cat also shelters you from coercive “reblog this or you aren’t a real X/you’re a terrible person” posts. It is OK to not emotionally blackmail your followers.

Relevant to my dash

theshriekingsisterhood:

isabelknight:

immunity cat also shelters you from coercive “reblog this or you aren’t a real X/you’re a terrible person” posts. It is OK to not emotionally blackmail your followers.

Relevant to my dash

(Source: deadrunespark, via terrainofmagicalexpertise)

5:39 am

laterovaries:

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

image

So metal.

(Source: meidosuji, via geminiasian)

5:38 am

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

image

And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

image

My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

(via all-hail-booty)

5:37 am

Everyone hail the Pumpkin King now.

(Source: disneyyandmore, via all-hail-booty)

5:36 am
"

God,

I’ve never been religious

Or righteous

Or proud

And I’ve questioned everything you’ve ever said

Whether it be in a book

Or out loud

But please let there be a heaven because hell is in my head

And an eternity for me to meet

Every soul you gave away and then suddenly chose to keep

"

nisreensalem.wordpress.com  (via ranjhana)

(Source: hijabae, via thegirlwithmostcake)

5:35 am 5:32 am 5:32 am

ribcaqe:

this is the only Columbus Day post you should reblog

(Source: twoheadedshark, via igniteyourlifee)